How to Make PA Go Insane in Two Days
I have a writing assignment. A lot of negotiating and back and forth over the last two days. I WIN!!!
Meaning: I get what I write published the way I want it to be. As well as the way the publisher wishes on their side. That’s fine. As long as my words stay in tact, I’m a Happy Little Writery PA.
However, I didn’t win 100%. Nobody ever does. With anything. Ever. In life.
What I have to write about is 1,000,000,000,000,000 words long. I was told a 400 word count. *huge head desk* No way. Unhappy Little Writery PA!
Minor Win! I can write over 400 words! But they never gave me another number. Confused Little Writery PA… *head spinning*
Major Loss!!! I’ve got about two weeks to put these 1,000,000,000,000,000 words into something not too far over 400 words. I also have to toss in some major, heavy handed “ATTACKS(!)” on The System. Oh, boy. More than I initially thought.
I haven’t even started. Tomorrow I’ll begin my basic research and framework. Exhausted Little Writery PA.
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NOTE: This other side of her ego may get back to you as well:
Hi. I'm Aspie Penguin. I do my hardest to take care of PA. She doesn't always do so well on her own.
You can reach me at her email above, or I have my own: aspiepenguin (at) gmail (dot) com
This describes some explanation because PA is a woman, and the female blogger badge was pink.
1. She cannot stand colour used for gender distinction. Therefore, this badge is to be used in protest.
2. The pink one was lacking "aesthetic" qualities.
3. Blue looks better in her side bar, anyway!
There are some more award badges down there.
I had completely forgotten who gave them to me. Bad PA.
Amazingly, I managed to figure out most. The appropriate "Thank You" hovers are there.