Just One Thing I Love About Having Asperger’s


PRERAMBLE: This is extremely important for all of you to know.  I am not prerambly precluding anyone else who may have any other diagnoses or any NTs.  I have just found this more common amongst Aspies and/or other people on the Spectrum.

WARNING: This post contains extreme profanity.  I know.  That just makes you want to read it even more.

When we communicate? WE CAN REALLY LET IT FLY!!! We can say whatever we think, whatever we don’t think, be as totally out there, unpredictable, ridiculous, serious, who the hell knows–but it’s as we want it.  And the best part of it is? WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT.

Now, there might be a few awkward moments where confusion sets in.  Messing up of social cues a wee bit? Was that okay? Did that upset you? BAH! Since we’re so damn blunt in the first place, easily remedied.  Some sample answers to: “Does this person now hate me forever because <insert specific action>???”

“No.”

“Really? I didn’t even notice.  That’s fine.”

“Uh, well…maybe.  But now that I think of it, it’s actually really nice!”

“Are you serious? That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in my entire life!”

Think about it.  No censorship (alright, maybe the tiniest bit) and blah, blah, blah…

Nothing’s really “off topic.”  That’s because we all seem to get everyone’s blah, blah, blah…anyway! It’s like everyone has these funky, “Tinfoil Hats” (that we redesign to our own personal liking, of course) that are completely interwoven and interconnected to each other’s brains.

At least that’s the way I see it.  Or hear it.  When I communicate to other Aspies and people on the Spectrum.

Pure “Communication Heaven!” Although, “Heaven” might not fit as it’s got to do with “God” and all that stuff.  With some of my blah, blah, blah…with people? Hmmm.  Maybe we should leave a blank for everyone to choose their own preferred “emotional state.”

For me? I might go as far as “Communication Ecstasy!” That’s because I have the “Almighty Nothing Is TMI Factor!”

Forsooth to the power of ∞! And just to explain? That is not an emoticon of…you know, someone wearing glasses? If you don’t know what it is, leave a comment.  I’m a bit slow with my blog these days but I promise it won’t take me to ∞ to respond. *fights back severe groan*

Yes.  TMI.  This is the ultimate form of Freedom of Expression one can have and be allowed to receive back.  TELL ME EVERYTHING!!! YEAH!!! COME ON!!! GIVE IT TO ME BABY!!!

Granted, I can still mind my P’s and Q’s.  Even though I’ve never understood what that means.  What exactly are the significance of those letters.  Maybe it’s one of those “Historical Thingies.”  Which NEVER apply to current day.

Nonetheless, to those of you cannot handle or do not wish to partake in this wonderful gift we possess? Because rest assured, we would freely share it with you.

Go FUCK YOURSELF! Because you’ll never find anyone on the planet to FUCK YOU! The first reason for that is, you’re so uptight you’ve got a wedgie SO TIGHT UP YOU, it’s amazing you can even SEE your underwear! But you know? There’s really nothing WRONG with that.  You should be ASHAMED of YOUR SHAME! So you put your underwear on backwards and gave yourself an Uber-wedgie.  We Aspies and people on the Spectrum are “World Renowned” for putting our clothes on backwards, sideways, upside down, always putting two legs through one sleeve of a T-shirt.  We don’t care! Why should you? YOUR SHAME.  IT MAKES YOU UGLIER THAN A 50 CENT WHORE USED 1,000 TIMES! YOU’RE ALL STUPID ASSHOLE BITCHES, PRICKS OR BOTH OR EITHER OR SOMETHING ELSE MEAN! You’re ALSO STUPID ABOUT THAT! You LIE! You’re HYPOCRITES! Oooh…made you jump! HAHAHAHAHA!!! You see how easily you’re offended with your “delicate sensibilities?” GROW UP YOU STUPID FUCKTARDS! If you don’t, THIS PLANET DOESN’T NEED A SINGLE DROP OF YOUR TOXIC PISS OR SPITTLE THAT ONLY STOPS ALL THE BEAUTIFUL GREEN GRASS AND FLOWERS GROWING! AND DON’T THINK YOUR ACTUALLY-HORSE-MANURE-COVERED UBER-WEDGIE UNDERWEAR CAN BE USED FOR FERTILIZER EITHER! Oh! I guess you found SOMETHING to FUCK YOU after all! SO HOW LONG WAS THE HORSE’S COCK?

Go to hell where you belong you idiots.

Ahhhh…  It sure feels good to be an Aspie and say whatever you want. *leans back in peace*


  1. Debbie Ellis

    Hey PA Its been while how are you so much to be happy about (update) well Daniel and me split. I’m with a soon to be Air force man his name is Cody and we are very happy together (He is a southern boy while a heart a southern mile wide). I graduated High School May 23 and I have my Certified Nurse Aide License. I may have a job soon (mixed emotions). My real mother is going to try to get back to Kentucky to visit (mixed emotions mostly fear\anger). I’m getting an apartment soon (absolutely can’t wait). I do’t think I want Cody to go into Air Force but if its what his heart wants to do I will stand by him. Well get back at me I enjoy talking with you and I’m sorry I haven’t been on and following your post. But I’m catching up. <3 Much Love Deb

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  2. Loved this post!!

  3. Hi Debbie Ellis. Great to hear from you! It’s been a while. And please don’t worry about not being so “current” as far as my blog is concerned. I haven’t been so “current” myself as far as it goes!

    No, really! Seriously long breaks from being online completely, then a brief pop back and then…ACK!

    You sound REALLY, REALLY positive! Are you making me proud again?

    I’m sorry to hear about Daniel, but it definitely sounds like you feel much happier with Cody. Although I can understand your misgivings re: his employment with the military. However, we cannot choose the ones we love (or can we?)

    Never mind that. It’s just this longstanding “Aspie Question” I’ve had going on in my head FOREVER.

    Nonetheless, I still believe that if you really love someone, you always have the power to make choices. It’s just the fact that sometimes, the feeling of that love is SO overwhelming, it almost dictates your choices without you even realizing it!

    If in doubt? Just follow your instincts! I am far, far, far (ad nauseum…) an expert on “love” though. So you needn’t listen to me about all of this. *laughs*

    Congratulations on your Certified Nurse Aide License and the apartment too. Sounds like things just keep getting better and better!

    x

    Hi lostinthelabyrinthh. Nice to meet you and welcome to my blog.

    I’m very happy you liked this post. I had a lot of fun writing it. However, I found it completely and utterly forsooth!

    Take care,
    PA and Aspie Penguin.

  4. “It’s is .. 3.08 at night. I’m trying to get lost on the web- not hard to accomplish after A LOT A LOT LOT of s pe e d y hours. I mean days.. almost a week. The mental ”issues” went on and on turning me into my authistic best. Finding YOU- reading your article just now was the final touch and still sprakling on. Life gets enjoyable as soon when things go mental, luckily.. they quickly do.. I can understand where the BlahBlahBlah comes from around the sane people. Thats what you get from a ‘normal’ life.. maybe?

    Thank you for being you- now let’s continue making sane people more overwelmed with understandable topics- as long as they don’t steal all the manic psychedelic feelings from usI.. EVER!I otherwise I might end up crazy.” <3

    The Owl. (from far far away)

  5. Hi de n8wachT (@n8wachT). I’m so sorry I didn’t respond to you sooner! I somehow missed your comment altogether in my Inbox and on blog.

    Colour me SPAZ O.o Anyway, nice to meet you and a belated welcome.

    Thank you so, so, so, very much for your comment. It made me smile and actually laugh! Pretty rare these days…

    Take care, The Owl. (from far, far away)

    I knew an Owl that used to hang around these parts once. What a bizarre coincidence to run into another one.

  6. People not responding to me…Hmm.. well… To be honest that would be more than great! That way I could put more time and effort in other important stuff, rather than brainstorm new avoiding techniques or other twisted thoughts that wipe me of the radar feeling all alone again (finally). BUT… In this specific case, I’m so weird and happy with your reply right now -you could here my enthousiastic screaming (as in whispering) !!SPAZZZZ!! over miles and miles of rooftops, around my scary socialized neighbourhood.

    The Owl Likes Youuu…
    ….. ”Oe oe oe OE.”

  7. Hi Nachtwacht Inzicht!!!

    I have such a hard time spelling your name. Then after about 500 hours of trying, I realize there’s this “thing” called: ‘Cut and Paste.’

    Ahhh… Riiight. And I’m not even a Luddite. I’m just your Garden Variety Total Spaz.

    Well. Okay. Maybe the Garden’s pretty big. Like some farmer’s field with wheat, corn, apples, strawberries, cotton, rice, cows, goats, horses and…Luddites.

    I’m happy The Owl likes Me. The PA likes The Owl.
    x

  8. Debbie Ellis

    Hey PA Its been while how are you so much to be happy about (update) well Daniel and me split. I'm with a soon to be Air force man his name is Cody and we are very happy together (He is a southern boy with a heart a southern mile wide). I graduated High School May 23 and I have my Certified Nurse Aide License. I may have a job soon (mixed emotions). My real mother is going to try to get back to Kentucky to visit (mixed emotions mostly fear\anger). I'm getting an apartment soon (absolutely can't wait). I don't think I want Cody to go into Air Force but if its what his heart wants to do I will stand by him. Well get back at me I enjoy talking with you and I'm sorry I haven't been on and following your post. But I'm catching up. <3 Much Love. From: Patient Anonymous: Just Another Head Case To: dragon_rider143@yahoo.com Sent: Friday, June 14, 2013 9:20 PM Subject: [New post] Just One Thing I Love About Having Asperger’s

    WordPress.com

    patientanonymous posted: "PRERAMBLE: This is extremely important for all of you to know.  I am not prerambly precluding anyone else who may have any other diagnoses or any NTs.  I have just found this more common amongst Aspies and/or other people on the Spectrum.

    WARNING: This"

  9. Hi Debbie Ellis. It’s so good to hear from you! And way more than good to hear all the news you’ve told me! *does happy dance*

    You sound like you’re doing really well. Don’t worry to keep up with what’s been going on around here. Not too much.

    But keep me updated sweetie.




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