More Search Term Madness

November 1, 2009 in Blogging, Boring Posts, Facts About Patient Anonymous, Fiction is Stranger Than Life, Humour, Life is Stranger Than Fiction, Profanity, You Decide

Again, it has been a while but I’m in desperate need of Post Fodder at the moment.  Also, I might be in desperate need of “Search Term Fodder,” but as always, let’s give it a go!
To begin with, I don’t know if we have a lot of people looking up at the sky, who have [...]

fish-thoughts

October 30, 2009 in ADD, Asperger's, Bipolar Disorder, Facts About Patient Anonymous, Fiction is Stranger Than Life, Health, Humour, Life is Stranger Than Fiction, Literary, PTSD, Therapy, You Decide

It seems I’ve taken to lying in my bed these nights, with too many things running through my head.  I can not stop them.  They are like demented fish in a shallow pool, with half of their tails missing, and gills on either only their left or right sides.  If I owned a gun (which [...]

fall’n off ‘de path

October 23, 2009 in Blogging, Fiction is Stranger Than Life, Humour, Literary, You Decide

whadn’ ‘dat long ‘go.  nope, don’ b’lieve so.  nope.  *PA pulls toothpick from mouth*
see? ‘dang is, ‘dis guy.  he made me do i’d.  ‘dis guy, he goes by ‘dis name of? whadn’ his name ‘gain? sump’n like. cun…fussin’? cun’foosin’.  yeh.  ‘dat right.  he slick, know? he ge’d ya.  righ’d in ‘dere.  righ’d in! b’fore ya [...]

Home Again, Home Again! Drinkity, Drinkity, Drink!

October 20, 2009 in ADD, Asperger's, Bipolar Disorder, Blogging, Facts About Patient Anonymous, Humour, Life is Stranger Than Fiction, Migraines, Seizures, Self Medication, Therapy, You Decide

NO! I DID NOT DRINK! But oh, did I want to! I was so anxious leaving J.’s that I had to take a Valium/Diazepam as I thought I was going to throw up all over the place! After being so sick before, with the tonic-clonic in early September and staying there for a week, I [...]

Stop the Presses! I’m Eating! And Toe Tapping to A New MP3 Too!

October 16, 2009 in ADD, Asperger's, Bipolar Disorder, Blogging, Facts About Patient Anonymous, Head Injury, Health, Humour, Life is Stranger Than Fiction, MP3 of the Moment, Medicine, Migraines, Neat Neuro Stuff, PTSD, Patient Advocacy, Seizures, Self Medication, Spock, The Tummy Blues, Therapy, You Decide

No, I’m serious.  This is actually worthy of “Breaking News!”
My body is weird.  At least from the inside.  I think it’s alright from the outside? *shrug* Still, I don’t eat.  This can be traced back to a variety of reasons.  However, in the immediate, it has tended to work “backwards” in a certain way regarding [...]

More Humour Because I Still Can’t Think

October 15, 2009 in Blogging, Humour, You Decide

For Worse or For Better?

October 14, 2009 in ADD, Asperger's, Bipolar Disorder, Blogging, Facts About Patient Anonymous, Head Injury, Health, Humour, Life is Stranger Than Fiction, Meds, Migraines, PTSD, Seizures, Therapy, You Decide

I can barely string enough words together to be coherent (well, maybe…slowly…and my typing sure is slow!) I guess that’s what happens when half of your brain is still lying all around one of your best friend’s apartment after your worst meltdown ever.
I wasn’t going to post anything but some Valium has given me energy [...]

Knock Knock…

October 9, 2009 in ADD, Asperger's, Bipolar Disorder, Cranky, Facts About Patient Anonymous, Fiction is Stranger Than Life, Health, Humour, Life is Stranger Than Fiction, Literary, Migraines, Seizures, Therapy, You Decide

Princess Migraine© knocked on Madame Depressiva’s© door.  Madame Depressiva© slowly got up from her chair and looked through her peephole to see who it was.  She sighed.  She really didn’t want to speak to anyone.  Well, when did she ever? She took one glance at how pathetic Princess Migraine© looked, changed her mind, and decided [...]

A Bit More Change, A Bit More Me

October 6, 2009 in ADD, Asperger's, Bipolar Disorder, Blogging, Cutting, Facts About Patient Anonymous, Head Injury, Health, Hospitalizations, Humour, Life is Stranger Than Fiction, Medicine, Migraines, PTSD, Patient Advocacy, Political, Seizures, Technology Sucks, Therapy, WordPress Sucks, You Decide

Take a look at my outermost sidebar.  Notice anything different?
Just something for people to have a gander at, if they choose? It’s all true, I swear! Plus, if you like legalese, it’s all there with the rollover! Apologies for the graphic.  Hard to display “white on white.”  I didn’t really want to muck about with [...]

I Don’t Know If This Writing Stuff Will Work

October 4, 2009 in Blogging, Boring Posts, Facts About Patient Anonymous, Humour, Life is Stranger Than Fiction, Literary, You Decide

Like any other writers, do you ever have a fucking clue where anything is going or if it’s gonna work? *literally laughing* Good pun there, PA! No, I am literally laughing at what I am writing.  Well, I did write it earlier and am also doing some editing-on-the-fly which really isn’t me, but if it’s [...]