Oh, yeah.  Done like a burnt piece of steak? I feel like I need to take a thousand showers.  But the what-the-fuck-ever-pseudo-piece-of-web-something-thing is: DONE! At last as far as I’m concerned.

We still have another class tomorrow so some more “tutelage?” Well, as far as I’m concerned the instructor can just “toot right off!” I shouldn’t be so mean spirited.  No.  It’s just that it’s been another all day, all night, “joy of joys” time of trying to get this done.  And again.  It’s done.  I don’t care anymore.

Seriously, though? I think the content is the “shining” point as I do like to write.  However, there’s not much of that there either as even less CSS or (X)HTML…BWAH-HAH-HAH!!!

Immi was curious to see what I had done. What kind of bloody masochist is she? Well, I guess I can at least provide a wee bit here? All of the pages have the same layout (a two-column liquid layout–oooh, listen to me!) The entire font is red. And the background is all black. Except for one part due to the layout where the nav shows white space. I made a certain portion of the font above that white as well, stating that I had angelic qualities as wasn’t really the devil. Or at least I didn’t think so…erm…or…

Okay, fuck. I’m trying to do this quickly as WP ate my earlier post that I wrote! Again! Technology Fucking Sucks!

So, let me go and grab everything again…

Welcome to Hell

hr_giger_necronom_iv34

So, what do you think of that, everyone? Also, you’ll note that the Giger has the rollovers that taught me how to do it.  Something about title= or alt= or alt is an IE shit bug or I don’t fucking know.

Oh my god.  I can’t believe I’m still talking about this.  I think it’s because I’ve been so overloaded.

I mentioned in a comment that Gimp totally wha??? I must confess that I couldn’t and didn’t use it to resize good ol’ Giger up there and another photo I used elsewhere.  Do you know what I actually used? Fucking “Preview” on my Mac.  No, seriously.  If you need to quickly “downsize” (shudder…I’ve lost my job…) it’s awesome and you don’t lose any quality!

Anyway, fucking Gimp! I couldn’t get anything to go so I just closed it.  Oh, holy hell! All of my files and folders on my desktop and my fonts and shit were HUGE! And yet my dock had shrunken like a wool sweater tossed in the washer and dryer! WTF?!?!

I changed everything on baby MacBook’s Settings but I’m still looking at everything and wondering…I think my eyes have just been glued to it for way too many hours.  Fucking Gimp! What the hell?!

Anyway…

Oh yes.  Mumsy was pretty good tonight.  I told her about trying to get this damn project done, I sounded like death warmed over.  She was actually pretty supportive. *shrug* Eh, whatever about that.  Too tired to even think about family shit.


  1. Yay! The conquerer returns. :)
    It’s Title= that’s the IE shit bug. alt= is cool for every browser.
    GIMP can be pretty gimpy til you figure it out, and that thing isn’t the least bit intuitive if you ask me.

    Like

  2. Lola Snow

    Giger rocks! Did you know there is a Giger museum in Gruyeres, Switzerland? I had an aquaintance from the real world who went there, and said it was amazing. Actually I’m pretty sure that he went there just to annoy me. Perhaps not to Switzerland – he’d already booked that trip – but certainly to the museum. He messaged me so much about it I defriended him on facebook. Anyway, I’m digressing here, I can’t actually remember why I started this story….just kudos on the Giger graphic!

    Lola

    Like

  3. Hi Immi, thanks for the note about the XHTML attributes. Gee, did I even name them correctly? Christ. However, all I did for my rollovers was insert the title= and then text in the ” marks and voila!

    WTF? I don’t get it. I don’t get anything at all, really. *laughing*

    You made me laugh too about GIMP being gimpy. There’s a post I wrote earlier where I called myself “Gimpy PA.” I linked to it in an earlier post about my course so I won’t bother here. It was all about how I had been bedridden for three days, finally got up as my legs were working well enough (and later after that, had a big ass seizure that night so was bedridden for another three days with the worst post-ictal disgustingness ever!)

    And speaking of laughing…

    Hi Lola Snow welcome! I haven’t seen you here before. And thanks for the Twitter message but I’ve already thanked you on your blog. I’ll do it here too, though. Heh.

    Yes, you made me laugh when you said why you couldn’t remember why you started the story. Hey, feel free to ramble, rant, swear, mumble, fuck…do whatever here. That’s what I do so fair game for my commenters!

    No, I didn’t know about the museum but nice that your friend tortured you. Thank you. Ha, again! “Defriending” him. I am not on Facebook. I have no desire to keep in touch with the people that “tortured” me in my past. No.

    I’m glad you liked the photo I chose. Yes, I thought it would fit well and be quite suitable.

    Like




Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s



%d bloggers like this: