Being the Cunning Linguist that I like to think I am, I could not resist picking this one up…oh, whenever, years ago.  I have a passion for “Reference Books.”  Any (ahem, as crappy as myself) writer should!

This one is called [ s ë x – i – c ö n ]©  That would be pronounced “lexicon.”  Like a collection of words.  I recall having a friend come over once, looking at it and saying “What’s that about? Sex Icon.”  When I showed it to her, we both laughed so hard.

Yeah, that’s right.  PA the “Sex Icon.”  Or wanna be or some kind of something special, as she appears to have some “How-To-Guide” on her bookshelf!

So yes, above is the title and below: “the ultimate x-rated dictionary.”  It is by Rod L. Evans, Ph.D.  I think the Publishers just tossed in the “x-rated” part to try and improve sales.  I mean, it already has “sex” screaming from the beginning! But then again, some people may not know what a diaeresis is. *shrug*

Well, basically that’s it! A sex dictionary! *laughing* No, no…it is a very “high brow” one.  You can sound positively smutty and smart at the same time! Seriously!

Some are outrageous! I mean, I’m one of the biggest perverts on the planet and there were words for things that even I’d never heard of! And that was just getting through the letter “A!”

Not to mention, I felt like getting a pen and a notepad to write down all the ones that were applicable to me.  You see? I told you.  Pervert.

They are offered up in phrases as well for “illustrations” that can be pretty funny too, at times.

Oh, just to think of tossing so many of these into my blog writing! People will be…what the hell is that word??? I can speak so dirty, and sexy in my “Intellectual Code!” *laughing and rolling eyes*

So, for your entertainment and education, here are some that really made me laugh:

allantotribism – female masturbation in which a sausage is used.  Derived from the Greek allas (sausage) and tribein (to rub.)

After seeing a pr0n movie depicting allantotribism, the young man quickly lost his appetite for the cookout.

aphallatosis“mental disorder” resulting from unsatisfactory sex life.  Derived from Greek a- (without) phallus (penis) and -osis (noun suffix for designating some condition, action or process.)

The psychiatrist asserted that not everyone who has an unsatisfactory sex life develops aphallatosis.

EDIT: Hands up for who feels their craziness is due to not getting any, enough or just what they’re getting plain old sucks!!!

arachnephilia – the tendency to be sexually aroused by spiders.  Derived from Greek arachne (spider) and philia (attachment, attraction.)

When I learned of my girlfriend’s arachnephilia, I told her that we should avoid black widows, lest we should violate the guidelines for safe sex.

EDIT: WTF? Spiders, huh? Well, it takes all kinds but PA has Arachnophobia!!!

avisodomy – sexual intercourse between a human male and a bird.  Derived from the Latin avis (bird) and sodoma (Sodom.)

The politician feared that the revelation of his avisodomy might alienate some voters, especially religious members of the Audobon Society.

EDIT: Okay, now this is a serious WTF.  A bird???

So, that’s it.  Brought to you by the letter, “A.” *laughing*

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  1. I completely agree with you on avisodomy. WTF!!! How does it ever work, and do I really want to know?

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  2. Cool, another idea, why not do a Sex Ontology”:
    An ontology is a formal representation of a set of concepts within a domain and the relationships between those concepts. It is used to reason about the properties of that domain, and may be used to define the domain. Contains:
    [1] shared vocabulary including the type of objects and concepts that exist
    [2] properties and relations
    [3] Assertions (Truth about the domain)
    Some possible concepts are: aphallatosis, avisodomy and arachnephilia.
    A possible relation: “if you are an avisodomy then you are a pervert”
    A possible assertion:”people can have sex”.

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  3. Hi NiroZ, good to see you. I know! Just the images I got in my mind! It made me wonder what the hell the damn bird would be thinking of it all!

    Hi mariana. Indeed. That would be fun. The book is not that large, however, perhaps a small enough amount of data to work with? *PA runs to book shelf*

    Oh, crap. Whatever. I have some other books dealing with sex (that are reference books) *laughing* that could assist? Plus some others that drift off into other subjects beyond sex but would still include some of material, no doubt.

    Although, a lot of it may take away from the vocabulary issue and turn it into a “History Project.” But a couple are “word-based?”

    One thing is for sure. We could certainly turn those ancient, stodgy, psychologist assholes on their heads that said so many things (everything?) was perverted! von Krafft-Ebing and all of those guys. Well, even though they’re dead we could maybe still turn them on their heads!

    A piece of PA irony to finish. Which is not perverted. I took a Linguistics course in uni. and for someone who loves words and language, I thought I would do very well. I didn’t! I was very surprised!

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  4. You do know the post above me is spam, right? You should really turn on the Akismet plugin, no more spam worries. :P

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  5. Spazz again, somehow the post I am talking about ended up below me. Utter weirdness, maybe it’s a non-comment comment?

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  6. Hi asdquefty. That “comment” is actually a “Pingback” (essentially a link to this entire Post.) It shows up when I made the referring link back to this one in the Sexautism Post.

    Make sense?

    It’s a standard WP thing and works if anyone else links to one of your Posts in the same way. I can see if a WP blogger does it (or…in most cases, it’s usually Spam and Akismet gets it.)

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  7. HAHAHAHAHA! Oh I need that book! I really do! If for nothing else, curiosity! No, I’m serious. I don’t consider myself a pervert (…and I feel oddly bad by saying that…) but I really wonder what is out there because, well, it is so very different than me.

    Plus, my gf would love to peruse said book ad nauseum. I can see her face and hear her never ending laughter.

    But more than curiosity and my gf’s giggles, I just can imagine the possibilities…aaaaahhh. I could finally drown my superego in the toilet and write smutty fanfiction with a proper academic flair.

    Oh wow…awesome!

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  8. Hi Maria. Oh, it is funny, it really is. However, there are some repetitive terms, throughout.

    It’s sort of interesting (well, odd timing?) that you came to comment on this post right now. My brain’s been kind of melting, so I’ve had to set aside a more heavy book that I’ve been reading–even though I’ve read it before!

    I grabbed this one as it’s quite simple. I was thinking of putting up another blog post with some more words in the book! I just needed to come back to this post as I thought I only began with “A.” I was right!

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