The Squiddles Have Returned and Now Death Awaits


The battlefront has remained curiously quiet this year.  I’m not sure why.  As a matter of fact, the same thing happened last year.  I was wondering if we had somehow reached a truce.

I continued to remain in stealth mode.  Should we have made a truce, I did not want to risk any future encounters.  After all, things were bad enough before.  I only feared they would worsen.

Then I received what you see here, from one of my secret operatives.  He has too many injuries from prior tours of duty, and unfortunately cannot join me in this war.

Oh, I feared things would worsen but not like this! And who is that woman! Have they actually gone so far as to hire other humans as contract killers? Oh, there is no way I can compete with this!

My Predator. My Doom. Pray Death be Merciful!

I thought for a long time.  After I summoned the courage, I very carefully crept near their borders.  Then I knew.  I was immediately hit with an acorn that pierced my thigh.  It felt like my leg was on fire! I quickly tore off one of my sleeves to use as a tourniquet.  I crawled back to my fox hole as fast as I could for shelter.

I do not have the equipment to arm myself like the above.  I am outnumbered, even though my adversaries are so small! Not to mention, I noticed a couple of them chasing each other around, when I poked my head out of my fox hole the other day.  Right.  Is it mating season? Wonderful.  Army Brats that will soon be recruited, lessening my chances for survival as each day passes!

Now, as I write this while sitting in my fox hole, I think my chances of survival is truly grim.  I may not make it at all.  No.  I think I must admit that and be prepared.  So, if this is the last time you hear from me, you will know why.

Raining Acorns and Squiddles (Part IV)

Raining Acorns and Squiddles (Part III)

Raining Acorns and Squiddles (Part II)

Raining Acorns and Squiddles

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  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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  2. Hi Maria. Thanks for coming by. I’m glad you enjoyed.

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  3. I have been coming by here for a few weeks now. But thank you! It’s lovely to be here. :)

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  4. Hi again Maria. Thank you very much. I’m glad you enjoy wee PAs Pad. I try and make it as groovy as possible for everyone. I’m not so sure about that, though. *laughing*

    I need to read your blog, too. Hell, I need to read everyone’s blog! Well, not everyone’s!

    I wonder if there’s any way to actually tabulate how many blogs exist. I don’t think so. My guess would be: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and that would be just the minimum.

    Nonetheless, I did Bookmark you when you first found me on Twitter. I know that may mean diddly but…

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  5. Wet bird, kilo charlie, macher vonder qyftrsd jsdcm opdyhs. chee chee chee.

    the above message was coded in case of unauthorized intercept. Decode using the “red” ring, not the “blue” one. *wink**wink*.

    Signed,
    your secret operative
    (scouting division)

    Note: the monkey noises were added just for the fun of it *grin*

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  6. Hi Arkay. Everyone, please meet my secret operative, as he has introduced himself here. How nice of you to stop by, my friend.

    Ah, yes. Monkey-Speak, indeed. If only I could appeal to some well climbing primates. That would certainly help. They are much faster than I am.

    Well done to slip in the ring references, as well. I appreciate that should the Squiddles have hacked my system. I suspect not, but good call on your part, nonetheless.

    We’ll speak again.

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  7. I didn’t know I was bad :( this shouldn’t be going on! I only want peace…. I love squirrels

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  8. Hi Squiddlepuss. It’s alright! The war is over. Peace was achieved on both sides.

    I moved and no longer live on the battlefront. *laughs*

    Feel free to follow me on Twitter. We can keep the peace alive!

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