How to Make PA Go Insane in Two Days
I have a writing assignment. A lot of negotiating and back and forth over the last two days. I WIN!!!
Meaning: I get what I write published the way I want it to be. As well as the way the publisher wishes on their side. That’s fine. As long as my words stay in tact, I’m a Happy Little Writery PA.
However, I didn’t win 100%. Nobody ever does. With anything. Ever. In life.
What I have to write about is 1,000,000,000,000,000 words long. I was told a 400 word count. *huge head desk* No way. Unhappy Little Writery PA!
Minor Win! I can write over 400 words! But they never gave me another number. Confused Little Writery PA… *head spinning*
Major Loss!!! I’ve got about two weeks to put these 1,000,000,000,000,000 words into something not too far over 400 words. I also have to toss in some major, heavy handed “ATTACKS(!)” on The System. Oh, boy. More than I initially thought.
I haven’t even started. Tomorrow I’ll begin my basic research and framework. Exhausted Little Writery PA.