Is THAT How You Shine Your Boots Private!
Well, then. Looky see, looky here.
Since you’re all marching around with Private… AH HELL! Do I even care what his name is now?
In fact, Private Pissy Pants doesn’t even DESERVE to be a Private anymore!!! WHY??? Because his BOOTS look like they’re COVERED IN DOG SHIT!!!
So, two things. Private Pissy Pants? You are NOW stripped of your rank until I see fit to give it back to you. Do you know what that means, PISSY PANTS???
It MEANS you DO NOT KNOW what it MEANS AT ALL!!! But I will be extraordinarily generous this one and only time for you. I will give you a hint. IT MEANS TROUBLE!!!
The second thing? You can thank Pissy Pants for this. Every single one of you are on Latrine Duty for a month. Since he’s covered in dog shit? YOU GET TO CLEAN UP EVERYBODY ELSE’S SHIT!!!
Ah, yes. One more thing before I CANNOT WAIT to dismiss you and GET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!
We just…well, it pains me to tell you this, but we’re low on supplies. I’m sorry. I really am.
USE YOUR OWN TOOTHBRUSHES THIS TIME!!!
I hate this job. But SOMEBODY has to do it.