Is THAT How You Shine Your Boots Private!


HUHH–TENNN–SHUUUN!!!

Well, then.  Looky see, looky here.

Since you’re all marching around with Private…  AH HELL! Do I even care what his name is now?

In fact, Private Pissy Pants doesn’t even DESERVE to be a Private anymore!!! WHY??? Because his BOOTS look like they’re COVERED IN DOG SHIT!!!

So, two things.  Private Pissy Pants? You are NOW stripped of your rank until I see fit to give it back to you.  Do you know what that means, PISSY PANTS??? 

It MEANS you DO NOT KNOW what it MEANS AT ALL!!! But I will be extraordinarily generous this one and only time for you.  I will give you a hint.  IT MEANS TROUBLE!!!

The second thing? You can thank Pissy Pants for this.  Every single one of you are on Latrine Duty for a month.  Since he’s covered in dog shit? YOU GET TO CLEAN UP EVERYBODY ELSE’S SHIT!!!

Ah, yes.  One more thing before I CANNOT WAIT to dismiss you and GET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!

We just…well, it pains me to tell you this, but we’re low on supplies.  I’m sorry.  I really am.

USE YOUR OWN TOOTHBRUSHES THIS TIME!!!

DUHHH–MIIIIIISS–TUHH!!!

I hate this job.  But SOMEBODY has to do it.

Advertisements

  1. Spot on with this write-up, I really think this website needs a lot more attention. I’ll probably be back again to read through more, thanks for the information!

    Like

  2. Hi get more. I’m not sure if you are Sp&m, trying to promote your site on my blog or an actual reader. I rarely alter what a commenter has to say, as this is a free and open space. However, I do not believe you pose a threat, as I protect my readers and commenters as well.

    If you are an actual reader, thank you so much for your compliments. They do mean a lot. If you continue to reading, I hope you like what you find.

    Take care,
    PA

    Like




Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s



%d bloggers like this: