The Final Uterus
Okay. I have had it UP TO HERE WITH MY GODDAM BLOODY FIBROIDS!!!
Oops. “Bloody” was a pretty dumb word to write there, wasn’t it? Nonetheless…
I just got off the phone with Sweetie GP. She needed to be updated on some things she’s not aware of. Some new things, LIKE RIGHT NOW!!! *laughing*
Also, something new to me that just ain’t no fun and ain’t no fair.
Everyone around here knows (or will read now) THIS STUPID BULLSHIT has to do with my Fibroids.
One thing that is not uncommon is for women to experience heavier periods. Although, with my long history of anemia, I joke that I now have, “Period Anemia.”
This is actually not a joke. AND NOT TODAY!!!
I HAVE BEDRIDDEN PERIOD ANEMIA!!! EXTREME CANE ALERT!!! SOMEONE FIND A NEUROSURGEON!!! STAT!!!
I had so much to do today. So much I was capable of doing today. One thing I needed to do today.
Now, we’re playing “Hide and Seek Period.” I spot so heavily it’s like I’m on it. Then, that stops. Then, just wait and count to 100!
It would appear my Fibroids have quite a sense of humor. WELL IT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL BEING OUT IN PUBLIC WITH NO TAMPONS!!! RUN TO DRUGSTORE CASUALLY!!!
I cannot count the pairs of underwear and other clothes, that I have had to throw in the trash.
So, my Fibroids seem to be stand-up comics AND extortionists!
I have THREE FUCKING PAGES OF NOTES FOR MY NEW GYNECOLOGIST!!!
And speaking of fucking? This is the latest and greatest.
I get INCREDIBLE CRAMPS WHEN I HAVE AN ORGASM!!!
That’s what I referred to as, “…just ain’t no fun and just ain’t no fair.”
I think it’s pretty clear to say that’s an understatement larger than our entire Galaxy. Or larger.
I won’t delve into the three pages of what my Fibroids are doing to me. Which they should not be doing to me. Or any other woman. In our Galaxy or beyond.
However, this is the end of the line.
I REFUSE TO LIVE MY LIFE WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO HAVE ORGASMS!!! *not laughing*
Thank you for reading. Do you feel ill now?